WE LIVE IN A SHOPPING MALL CULTURE OF:

Check-out counter literature
Dr. Phil philosophy
Self-help pschychology
Hardware store music
Movie house dining
Airport religion
Television education
Computer dating
Car dealer sincerity
Designer coffee sophistication
Hair salon loyalty
Lingerie pornography
Fashion statements
Water bottle pacifiers
Escalator exercise
Bartender wisdom
Tobacconist comfort
Toys R Us maturity
Infomercial exercise
Video rental parenting
Multiplex creativity
Video game morality