Misplaced Placenta

I swear to god that when Donald Rumsfeld's mother gave birth they threw away the baby and kept the placenta. This soulless lump of toxic tissue is the obvious noxious heir to Joseph Goebbels. He is much more the Proganda Minister than Defense Secretary. Virtually everything out of his mouth is an ugly lie.

For the health and well being of Planet Earth, he should be immediately wrested from the equally infamous Bush/Cheney protectorate and rocketed to a personal toxic dump on one of those newly recognized, ice crystal, dwarf planets.

NASA, set the launch!