America Surrenders

It is now official. The War on Terrorism is over and we lost. President George W. Bush has surrendered to Terrorism and America will fight that brave fight no longer. But Bush has found a new enemy for us do battle: Islam Extremists. Not to be confused with previous Republican presidential candidate who avowed proudly that "Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice." Add to that, that muslims do not partake of alcoholic beverages, which makes them virtually vice free in Republican minds.

It is obvious that radical muslims and Republicans have much in common.