When push came to shove, Clint did what he had to for his Million Dollar Baby. But is Michael ready to do his necessary deed for his Media Darling Baby.

According to Terry's parents and Sen. Frist, Terry is an alive, aware and feeling woman. Yet she hasn't had sex in fifteen years. Michael has not been fulfilling his conjugal obligations. The fact that Terry may not demonstrate much, if any, enthusiasm during the sex act is no excuse for Michael's lack of performance. She is, after all, an American wife and typical response is to be expected.

Even the Christian Right knows that the Bible - 1 Corinthians chapter 7 -requires sexual intercourse in marriage. So, Michael, do your duty; and cries of necrophila be damned!